RETARDBRAIN
A fully scanned brain.
Unfortunately, nothing useful was found.
BRAIN SCAN
COMPLETE
- NEURONS DETECTED
- UNKNOWN
- PROCESSING POWER
- QUESTIONABLE
- SCAN STATUS
- COMPLETE
THE SCAN
Scientists spent years mapping the most complex neural systems ever discovered.
Then they scanned this one.
Millions of connections.
Thousands of neurons.
Zero meaningful activity.
RETARDBRAIN was born.
The team checked the equipment. Repeated the scan. Increased the resolution. Every connection was there. A reason for any of them was not.
ANYBODY
IN THERE?
A complete map is one thing. Getting a response is another. We gave the brain something to think about.
All the connections. Still no explanation.
GIVE IT SOMETHING TO PROCESS
NO RESPONSE
The information went in. We are still waiting for something to come out.
A very unscientific experiment. Try another stimulus.
THE FINDINGS
The scan was a success.
The subject is a different story.
- MEMORY
Selective. Very selective.
Can recall a meme from six years ago. Cannot remember why it entered the room.
- DECISION MAKING
Conclusion first. Reasoning never.
A decision was detected before any information had been processed. The brain seemed comfortable with this.
- INTERNAL MONOLOGUE
We turned up the volume.
For a moment, the team thought they heard something. It was the cooling fan.
“The equipment is working.
That is the concerning part.”
RETARDBRAIN
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FURTHER QUESTIONS
What exactly is RETARDBRAIN?
A meme token about a brain that has been mapped in extraordinary detail and understood in absolutely no useful way. The neural connections are the aesthetic. The lack of thought is the point.
Is this a real neuroscience project?
No. This is a parody of brain scans and connectome research. No scientists were inconvenienced in the making of this website.
Why does it have so many connections?
Having connections and making connections turned out to be two very different things.
Where is the contract address?
In the token section above. Until an address is available, it reads COMING SOON. COPY CA becomes available once the address is added.